Best Sandwich Ever

I had the best sandwich I've had in years this morning. It moved me so much that I was compelled to photograph it in the hopes that a visual image would somehow guarantee I could taste sometthing that good again.

It was a vegetarian sandwich. But it was entirely transcendent. I can't see how anyone could not love it. The combination of textures, flavors and spices were such that I found myself wishing I could go back in time and eat it all over again. Only slower.

Even if you eat meat and enjoy consuming it you need to explore the concept of bean sandwiches. They make much better sandwiches than cold cuts. You also need to try replacing your mayo or mustaard with hummus. Even if you choose to build your sandwich using meat products you won't regret swapping out your usual condiments for this wonderous concoction. It's the world's most perfect condiment. And it comes in an array of variations to please every individual. It's healtheir with lesss fat, more wholesome ingredients and amazingly tons more flavor.

My ultimate sandwich was constructed as follows. Two slices caraway seeded rye bread. Artichoke and spinach hummus spread on both slices. 2 spoonsfuls black beans. 1 slice provolone cheese. Several slices white onion. A few crunchy dill pickle chips. A handful of romaine lettuce. That's it. That's all there is to an overwhelming orgasmic sandwich experience. Don't believe me. I dare you to try it for yourself and say it doesn't curl your toes.