Cucumber, Corn and Tomato Salsa

My co-worker gave me some cucumbers she and her husband had grown in their garden. I wanted to use them right away as they were so fresh. This is a variation on a classic cucumber and tomato salad. I added charred corn for sweetness and smokiness. I also added poblano and jalapeno for spice. 

2 small or 1 medium cucumber, diced
2 ears corn
3 vine tomatoes, diced
1 poblano, diced
1 jalapeno, minced
3 cloves garlic, minced

2 tbls apple cider vinegar
2 tbls olive oil
2 tsps dry dill
1 tsp garam masala
2 tsps salt

I wasn't about to turn on the broiler to cook the corn. It's been in the 90's here. Instead, I used the same technique often used to char bell pepper. Put the shucked ears directly over a gas flame on the stovetop. If you don't have a gas stovetop you can broil them or use an outdoor grill. 

The corn will pop and make a bit of a mess on your cooktop, but it's worth it. 

Char the corn evenly all around. Allow to cool and them cut the kernels off the cob. 

Stir together all i…

Lentil This Be a Lesson to You

Lentils are a highly underappreciated protein. And, yes, they are a protein. 

I credit Alton Brown with my discovery of lentils and their culinary clout. His show Good Eats first introduced me to the product and showcased its versatility.

However, it wasn't until I went vegan, that I truly began to appreciate the enormous power of the lentil. 

In the legume universe the lentil is second only to the soy bean in protein density. While not technically a complete protein, it is damn near close. 

This recipe is, to me, is pretty much the perfect lentil recipe. While there are many wonderful lentil recipes, applications and uses, this recipe is the lentil at, what I consider its very best. 

All the other ingredients are there simply to make the lentil shine its brightest.

Ingredients
1/2 cup dry lentils
1 small red bell pepper, diced
1 pint cremini mushrooms, sliced small
7 cloves garlic, sliced thinly
2 jalapenos, minced
1 tbl dijon mustard
1/2 tbl soy sauce
1/2 tbl hot sauce
3 tbls olive oil
2 tsps turmeric
2 tsps paprika
2 tsps crushed pepper flakes
1 tsp ground cumin
1 tbl salt
2 tsps black pepper
3 cups water

Sweat down your mushrooms with the salt and oil until a lot of the liquid from the mushrooms is present in the pot. Add the lentils and the garlic and allow them to absorb the mushroom liquor. When the pot starts to dry out continue cooking over medium heat stirring often to toast the lentils, but do not allow them to burn. Toast lentils for 5 minutes. 

Add remaining ingredients. Cover the pot and simmer for 10 minutes. Test lentils for tenderness. Continue to simmer until they are tender. 

If you feel like that's a lot of garlic, it is. But lentils really shine with a lot of garlic, especially if you're fond of garlic. 

Note: Post title inspired by Bob's Burgers and their burger of the day puns. Yes, I like Bob's Burgers. I don't care what you say. It is funny.