Faux Vegetarian Recipes

Why, oh why is the meat eating world just so ignorant? Anytime a non vegetarian creates a supposedly vegetarian recipe it is just so useless.

Beans people! There have got to be beans in it. It's just a rule. Black or white or red or kidney. It must contain beans.

If you want to make a vegetarian sandwich, you replace the missing meat with beans. If you want to make a vegetarian lasagna you replace the meat with beans. If you want to make a a vegetarian stew you replace the meat with beans. Are you sensing a pattern?

Salad on bread does not a vegetarian sandwich make. Technically it does, but no one wants to eat it. Lasagna noodles swimming in too much cheese is just wrong.

Beans! It's all about the beans! Beans are vegetarian meat.

If you're not going to bother understanding the most basic of vegetarian eating principles then don't go around writing vegetarian recipes.

Cheese does not replace meat. Beans replace meat. Vegetables do not replace meat. Beans replace meat. Spices, bread and mushrooms do not replace meat. Beans replace meat. If you don't have a recipe with beans in place of the meat, then you simply don't have a vegetarian recipe. 

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