Calling All Tofu Ninjas

Are you a tofu ninja? If so you need the t-shirt to prove it. It would be irresponsible of you to walk through the world being a tofu ninja without warning the ordinary folks about your super powers. It's the right thing to do.

We ninjas of tofu know what it's like and need to spread the word. It's awesome and everyone should try it. They're missing out and it's a shame. A damn shame.

Not only is tofu delicious, but on top of that, it's also one of the best words in the English language. Though it's really Japanese. That's okay. Because it counts as English now too. Why can't we all just get a long? Let's not fight over the rights to this spectacular word and the spectacular food for which it stands. Let's just wear our tofu ninja t-shirts and eat our tofu and make the world a better place one ninja at a time.

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