Something to Chew On

Dear People @ Stride Gum,

Your gum really doesn't seem to last all that long.

Perhaps I'm chewing it incorrectly.

Please advise.

P.S. I like the added vitamin B12. I was going to buy trident, but then I noticed your stride gum package stated it was fortified with vitamins B6 and B12. So I bought your gum instead even though it was 30 cents more for the three pack.

P.P.S. I'm curious what made you decide to add those two vitamins in particular. Why not C or E. People seem to like those a lot. Were you consciously targetting vegetarians and vegans or was it just a happy accident?

P.P.P.S. Where's the goat? I've been waiting for the goat. I like goats.

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